Let’s paint the town red ❤️‍🔥

Who else is feeling amorous today? ❤️‍🔥

Two years in a row celebrating Labor Day with jazz and martinis. Thank you so much, S!

There’s always more to explore 😉

Wait, but I need this!

It’s my birthday week! (friday the 13th 🔮) I updated my wishlist for all kinds of gifts I’d love. amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls… I’m so excited to be 33!

There are two kinds of Seattle drivers. One drives like they have absolutely nowhere to be and the other drives like they had somewhere to be 30 minutes ago.

What makes you feel this good?

I became a h0e because I wanted the free time to read a lot of books which actually makes a scholar if you think about it

Looking for a lecture daddy/mommy - is that you?👀 I have my eyes set on several online courses offered through Morbid Anatomy & would be a delighted and smitten kitten if one of you divine darlings sponsored my learning! Gratitude paid in spades…get in touch💋

Hey babe

Happy Birthday to me!!!!! Here’s me holding one of my favorite gifts: stouffers mac n cheese. if you wanna send a gift for 1000 more stouffers $crystalmetrics is my 💵app

Well, I was going to go to the rave for my birthday but my family decided to surprise me with a Magician at home. I cried at least 8 times from joy and marathoned vampire movies afterwards instead!

You don’t even have to buy me dinner (though I would love it) you just have to fill out my booking form!

Anybody wanna donate some miles for me to go and get freaky in the Bay Area next weekend? 😇

Had fun at the art museum 📸 Brian Joos

New offering just dropped. TDE.

What can’t Kate Kennedy🪩🎶 do?! 🤩

POV: you’re watching me call Vaughn Wolff • SEA to see what silly thing I should say next on twitter.