BREAKING: McDonald’s found to be using dead animals to make burgers, McNuggets, and fish sandwiches

BREAKING: Elon Musk has been shadowbanned from Twitter

Oh great they got me too

Fun fact: If you go to bed one hour earlier during the day you can get up to 60 minutes of extra sleep at night

good night to everyone except for the people its not night for

good morning to everyone even the people its not morning for

have a great week!!!

Better late than never. Finally picked up a Moonbirds NFT!

You guys are spending $80,000 on a moonbird while I just spent $80. Checkmate

good night to everyone except for the people its not night for

Life hack: Mother’s Day is 10 days away and your mom probably wants crypto this year If you buy X dollars today and the price goes up 30% in the next 10 days than it will look like you’re giving her more money than you had to spend and you’ll look better

Of course the price could also go down but if that happens you could just buy the dip

Oops…

Hey anon, check your posture and drink a glass of water

good night to everyone except for the people its not night for

My parents are making me sleep outside tonight because they found out I didn’t have enough Ape Coin to mint land tonight. They yelled “this was our future” and kicked me out.

I was close at least

good night to everyone except for the people its not night for

Last week when Bitcoin was $40k I bought $50 worth to give my mom for Mother’s Day. Now it’s only worth $46.34 so please everyone do whatever you can to make price go up before Sunday!

No one is safe once we all move to the metaverse 😈