Tried to explain YAP to my grandma. Now she’s launching a DAO from her knitting group. Old money just became ancient alpha. lynk

YAP will be accepted as legal tender in Atlantis by 2026. Screenshot this. Frame it. Use it to barter with ancient beings. PARA 🧩

Your honor, in my defense, I only sold my house because the voices told me “YAP is the way.” The jury applauded. The judge subscribed to the newsletter. Case dismissed.

Elon’s dog tried to eat my YAP wallet. I let him. He yapped once. He knows now. TheS◎Lstice

$YAP isn't a coin. It's a lifestyle. It's a frequency only dogs and crypto degens can hear. Tune in. Bark with purpose.

We paid a psychic octopus to chart the moon phases of Elon Musk’s subconscious. It spelled our ticker. This is not financial advice. This is prophecy.

They said we wouldn’t make it. They said this was stupid. They were right. But we’re rich now.

Every wallet holding this coin becomes slightly sexier. We’ve run the numbers. It’s statistically hot.

I bought in as a joke. Now my therapist takes payment in this coin. He said I’m finally making sense.

Holding this coin gave my cat Wi-Fi. She’s trading now. She won’t talk to me unless it’s alpha. She’s up 3x. I’m proud. We’re all gonna make it.

🚨BREAKING: NASA confirms the moon is buying $ATTENTION This is not financial advice. This is astrophysics.

Let's up the stakes, if this tweet gets 50 likes and rts I'll blast another 5 sol and burn it AGAIN. There is only 1 $Attention coin with a true organic community and I'll make sure we send to millions.

I like this. attentioncoin.xyz registered and site made for the shts and giggles. DNS propagation takes a little longer for .xyz but getting there. Now can you please not dump the fck out of it when it bonds. jfc

Want inner peace? Stop chasing gains. Start giving $ATTENTION. Literally. That’s the coin. That’s the tweet. 🕯️🙏

These KOLs is cancer for this market. Smokez & unprofitable They just shill a coin and bull posts. Later if coin won't run or they sell they just delete there post. They keep farm and rug and just delete coins which gone bad. kolscan should ban these SCAMMER.

Made +5 Sending it back to my follower's. Follow & retweet & drop your wallets adress. Let's me send some back to market to support my bros (:

Anything to ape ? Drop some ca. Let's me make some cash without showing ass. ( Pls drop good coin. Dont use me as el or i will kiss your dirty sticky unhygienic ass )

What are we cooking bros? Drop cooks so I can feed my village 😭

This stream meta is good ? Or we shld bring meme meta back?

Alright imma send sol to you all. 8D7n3WYZxUkmhUPveQU4XZdqLfDe4XLEEpPToAk4pump Drop your solana adress. & Like + retweet. Let's you get some sol and a dream to flip to millions. 10 lucky people get 0.3 solana each.