"One time i made $5k at a casino and then went to the strip clubs and used all of it on lap dances. That might have been a better investment than $ADA"

“I've lost several friends for telling them about how great crypto was in 2021. Ultimately, they chose to invest, but it's tough knowing that I unknowingly led them to getting absolutely wrecked”

Most expensive night ever. "Showed off my crypto funds to some chick I was trying to impress. Brought her home, slept with her. Next morning, my funds were all gone. Guessing that she unlocked my phone with my face while I was asleep, and transferred the funds into her wallet."

Amazing friends indeed. "Was against crypto for the longest time ever. Finally decided to invest in it after my close friends shilled it to me. Soon after, it crashed and those same friends told me how lucky they were to cash out their investments near the peak. What fuckers."