TRUMP AND CZ BURNED YOUR WHOLE PORTFOLIO? TAKE POWER IN YOUR OWN HANDS, BURN THE REST OF THIS SHIT OR DIE POOR

WE'RE BACK 🐻⛓️ New features, fresh announcements, and a complete overhaul of the entire user experience incoming. Now powered by Smilee, the name service "with a bear on it" is making its greatest comeback yet. Run it back turbo, Berachain Foundation 🐻⛓ 🚀

THE 3 HORSEBERA OF APOCALYPSE 🐴 Welcome home, @beranames: this marks an incredible milestone for us by opening new possibilities in the Smilee ecosystem. We are no longer a protocol, but a Berachain Foundation 🐻⛓ powerhouse. From zero, we became hero. 3 projects, 1 token: $SMILEE 👑

When One Exchange “Crashes”, the Whole Market Tanks Friday’s wipeout exposed the biggest misconception in crypto: that our markets are deep, decentralized, and resilient. In truth, most of the liquidity that gives crypto its “depth” is concentrated among a handful of automated

Bro, everything's super inflated, damn. We used these nums in elem. school to brag 'bout our dads' earnings. What's next? Gazillions?

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CZ really did one last extraction right at the top and bought its users with a $20 airdrop Can't beat him tbh

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Aster did an airdrop of 300M to the users The users:

IS IT REAL? 🔍 After the great fire sweeping through these days... (remember to burn all your NFTs with Burnee by the end of TODAY) 🔥 ... Detective Bear is on a new case: he’s heard whispers of a legendary and useless NFT collection coming after TGE. They call it... Pornee.

turns out vice versa

Berachains mascot is Teddys Ready for war

The 7th rebase has no reason to exist. The real mascots are the Teddys. The Steady Teddys are exactly what the chain needs: a breath of fresh air after the old-fashioned visuals of the rebases. The rebase collections belong to the past. Very few people still use them as PFPs.

Equity perps now live through the main front end Expect single name stocks (NVDA, PLTR, HOOD, TSLA etc.) to get listed soon as well. The home for all of finance.

Meanwhile, in Berachain:

No one noticed a change in the smilee dApp interface Big things happening Wgbera will rise The gfund is in place A stronger wgbera means a stronger $smilee Infinite upward spiral

STEADY ON MY TEDDY 🔥 Interact with Smilee, have fun with wgBERA, let tedism affect you, be a holder and make some noise. We'll remember it, and the chain will smile back to you. $SMILEE is coming thoon 🙂

the Smilee TGE is probably one of the most significant since berachains mainnet we at steady teddys are low iq af and can’t build sh*t so we appreciate those that can build and that are still here the best teddys will $SMILEE make some noise

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Two VERY valid points from :) here about the 10/10 massacre. Seems very likely that some entity out there is still extremely hurt by what happened. We have still yet to get any sort of answers or real information about who it was or what exactly transpired. Will be