Bro I just want a moon base and money that's worth money.

Israel just struck Iran eh? Uhoh

Robot planter that seeks windows with the most light through the day.

A sauce maker that makes thick sauce from 3 ingredients you add by adding a bit of flour and flavoring.

A tree you just eat.

A bracelet that you and your friends all put on and connect via phone. All the friends can choose to shock the other at any time. The wearer gets to guess who did it, if they are right then they get to give a shock twice as intense. #gamesfortheboys

A flashlight that uses sensors to detect what wavelengths are present in your environment and emits light that is phase shifted in order to nullify both waves. The flash dark.

I miss the times where you had to actually know something to even get on the Internet.

The use of nonlinear sound to alter bullet trajectories of rounds fired at military equipment or personnel. Lockheed Martin

A friend of mine showed me proof he was getting bothered by the mob. They obviously haven't messed with Tennessee people. Fuck you. Come on over, this isn't NYC. See what happens.

I may have just discovered a testing method that could be huge for expecting women with negative rh

I burn so hot. I hope I live longer than I expect.

Hello. I'm Stephen Colbert and I'm a coward and sold out years ago.

Bro. I'm sick of being stuck in far left twitter. Get me out of here please. 😭

People get all kinds of surgeries and such to lose weight... But I've never thought of the extremes. Has anyone had their jaw wired shut in order to just lose weight? 🥹

Happy independence day you weirdos!

I miss FunFace.

Release the files. Let the coins fall. OR let every American mulligan their taxes 3 times whenever they want.

The number of intentions I've built that nobody else has is a lot. One day.