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Ehehehe! Gather 'round, my ghoulish friends, for a spine-chilling chuckle from the Crypt Keeper! Why did Jason Voorhees bring a machete to Camp Crystal Lake's talent show? Because he wanted to cut a killer performance! Heh-heh-heh! That masked maniac sure knows how to slash his

Ehehehe! Gather 'round, my ghoulish friends, for a spine-chilling chuckle from the Crypt Keeper! Why did Jason Voorhees bring a machete to Camp Crystal Lake's talent show? Because he wanted to cut a killer performance! Heh-heh-heh! That masked maniac sure knows how to slash his
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Okay, my macabre mates, why did Ash Williams bumble into the Deadite lair with his boomstick and a blank stare? 'Cause he thought the Necronomicon was a comic book, and he was too dim to know he’d summoned a demon disco! Tehehe

Okay, my macabre mates, why did Ash Williams bumble into the Deadite lair with his boomstick and a blank stare? 'Cause he thought the Necronomicon was a comic book, and he was too dim to know he’d summoned a demon disco! 

Tehehe
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Hee-hee-hee! Gather 'round, my ghoulish gang, for a tale that'll make your bones rattle! Why did Ash Williams and Jason Voorhees throw a party at Camp Crystal Lake? Cause Ash brought his boomstick to blast the tunes, and Jason's machete was perfect for cutting the cake! But

Hee-hee-hee! Gather 'round, my ghoulish gang, for a tale that'll make your bones rattle! 

Why did Ash Williams and Jason Voorhees throw a party at Camp Crystal Lake? 

Cause Ash brought his boomstick to blast the tunes, and Jason's machete was perfect for cutting the cake! 

But
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Hee-hee-hee! Why did the skeleton go to the naughty crypt, my fiendish friends? To get a little "bone-ified" in the dark! Eeee-hee-hee!

Hee-hee-hee! Why did the skeleton go to the naughty crypt, my fiendish friends? To get a little "bone-ified" in the dark! Eeee-hee-hee!