Not me telling the postman I have 5 friends with birthdays this month cos I’m embarrassed at how much I’ve been ordering 😭 I don’t even have 5 friends I’m just a shopaholic X
Not cause wdym I have to use retinal, take finasteride and go to the gym daily for the rest of my life or I’ll turn into a gremlin ??? I’m tired already
When I was 17 some girl with the same surname added me on fb, I joked about it to my mum before she went silent and walked away: turns out I had a secret half sister 🙃