ketamine makes me turn Chinese

Wish I was tiny so I could fuck in the Barbie Dreamhouse.

So you think you can poop

Someone cashapp me so I can buy a strap on

Blowing raspberries with my pussy

Perceive this dick

Cut my poop into pieces, these are my latex jorts

They call me viral illness the way I’m on your hand foot and mouth

Jill Stein’s pussy prolly taste like a co-op smells

What does Obama know about fish anyway

Who let the dogs out

Creamed corn implies the existence of squirt corn

Sending my toddler to the gas station to pick up a 12-pack. Anyone need anything?

*pointing to face* hey buddy, my dick is up here

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? NONE, because the lightbulb is in my ass, and it isn’t a lightbulb. It’s yearning for a lifetime I never experienced. Checkmate, atheists.

So tired of having a smelly ass

Who else middle school dj play “whistle while you twerk” for a bunch of 13 year old girls

Rip Chuck. You would have loved Brazilian phonk

Why GPS gotta take fuck ass routes all the time