.Ronald I want your wife to divorce you. I want your children to lead unfulfilling lives. I hope you live to be so old you watch every person you love either betray you or face unspeakable karmic retribution for not doing so to the point you feel a deep ache in your soul.

if i see an "today is x years of sobriety" post, i'm liking it. that's the ken k guarantee

I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11

Super Swiffer (🦨) spends some time grooming on the Raccoonobahn overnight and several raccoons commuting - getting a bit busier as Summer transitions to Autumn. Video 2 - 3x normal speed.

NYPD trotted out its "Strategic Response Group" for a protest. Here is a visual of the group. This is needed to deal with a protest and some graffiti. Our police state loves us and wants to keep us safe from protesters.

The cat distribution system is a beautiful thing

🚨 THIS IS URGENT 🚨 just under half a million dollars is needed for this vital life-making infrastructure initiative. the question now is: ARE WE SERIOUS PEOPLE!? THERE'S ONLY 11 DAYS LEFT TO FULFILL THIS REQUEST!! WE NEED **EVERY** VOICE NOW!!! gaza-city.ensany.com/campaign/6737

Haitians in Springfield, Ohio, are keeping their children home and reporting damage to their property as anti-immigrant conspiracy theories spread, fanned by statements by Trump and Vance haitiantimes.com/2024/09/11/hai…

Okay, the toy limos are killing me

The lie here is that the Government is paying them. The Landlords are removing the homes from subsidized affordable housing programs (where they are getting Government Funding) and charging Haitian immigrants more aggressively because they're working full time jobs.

Greg Price The lie here is that the Government is paying them. The Landlords are removing the homes from subsidized affordable housing programs (where they are getting Government Funding) and charging Haitian immigrants more aggressively because they're working full time jobs.

very excited to meet our new neighbor

BREAKING: NYPD Commissioner Edward Cabán has submitted a letter of resignation — a week after federal authorities seized his electronics in a swirling corruption investigation that has touched on other top officials in Mayor Adams' admin. Story coming shortly via New York Daily News

lmao, embarrassing for all concerned

As Shakespeare said: “Better a whore than a fucking fascist.”

we successfully bullied this cop into deleting his tweet. good shit. 👍

The guy who doesn't live in America but has an opinion on everything that happens here:

Diversity of tactics

"In a generation" is an interesting thing to say