Yeah—. Welp, anyway, here's Wonderwall—. ( Punch )!

“Word.”

“You ever consider doing slam poetry?”

Pats his knee. Story time.

“What the ( F U C K )!”

Oh. . My. . God.

“Mr. Rogers followed me—.” Sobs whilst singing ‘It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood’.

“I'M WELCOME IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.”

He wants to keep it! So meta, but so cute!

Squints. “And you're not welcome!”

A whole bunch of anime accounts are following him and he's triggered.

“If November is No Nut November, what's December?”

“Love it.”

“I stabbed myself.”

“For science, though!”

“Well. . When a lady knife and gentleman thigh love each other very much—.”

“Relatable.”

“It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you! There's nothing that a hundred men or mORE COULD EVER DO—.”

“It's really an excuse—. Big oops.”

“Me, Deadpool, capable of PG-13? We are fucking owned by Fox!”