Archer: get your fucking dog bitch!!!! Me: it don't bite Pallas: growling and frothing at the mouth Archer: YES IT DO AAAEGGGHGG

uwu what's this

maybe I've been locked up for a while 🤪 just quirky proton things

Stuck in sinnoh jail for months

My man is still hot and terrible... on Arceus

I got lost again

Bust Commission for mikey 🍒 what the dog doin !!

My man's hot

I was out committing crimes what did I miss

meowdy

(( HOOTS LIKE A FUCKING HOWLER MONKEY. LOOK AT HIM!!!! ART BY @/ArtoftheDyzll !!!!

Bitch ,

Pallas

3am thoughts: how many bidoof could a bidoof bidoof if it bidoof

Pallas isn't a human he's a space heater with attitude

You WILL avert your eyes 🔪

Oho?? Saxon's sniffing around again? Man, I thought he croaked already. Shame.

People eat Pokémon but as soon as someone has to feed their Pokémon other ones people get bent outta shape. Cmon now.