I am a little confused by online media reports headed #PrincePhillip Death Updates" - like, he's dead, what is there to update? "Prince Phillip Rises from the Grave"

Good to see the #Crows fans decided at 3/4 time that the stadium capacity was too high so they left #COVID19Aus #SafetyFirst #AFLPowerCrows #Power #Adelaide

"Port #Adelaide supporters should only be allowed to wear the prison bar guernseys if they have spent time in jail" - discuss #AFL

Guess who ate instant rice for the first time ever, yesterday 🙄

#Australian Olympic athletes proudly model their just released green and gold #Tokyo2020 #Olympics uniforms especially designed for the #COVID19 games

It is understood SA Police are looking for the Skipper and Gilligan #Adelaide Corner of Hampstead Road and Regency Road.

If Barnaby Joyce is the answer, it must have been a bloody stupid question! #auspol #BarnabyJoyce

If today is the #shortestday of the year, then why I am still forced to work for 8 hours? Do I lose sleep or my recreation time or what? I blame the Government & #5G phone towers.

I despair with current #journalism. The sign held up at the #TourDeFrance by the idiot in a yellow raincoat isn't in German as stated in this article on adelaidenow but in French "Go Grandpa & Grandma" #Adelaide

Since when has #Echuca been in New South Wales, ABC News?

It's great to see Australia Post has released their #Christmas2021 delivery schedule. Post your parcel to anywhere in Australia by November 30th this year and they'll guarantee to deliver it by #Christmas 2027

Uh, I guess The SA Liberals has written off #Sturt and #Boothby then #saparli #auspol

What a bargain! #adelaide shitadelaide

Surely, someone is taking the piss... facebook.com/224628930603/p… #shitadelaidewater #southaustralia #Adelaide

I advised Steven Marshall to try and find a diversion from #saparli crisis. He said he'd ring his mate #timpaine for some reason #Ashes

I told the Premier the only way we could win the next state election is if we gave the whole of SA Labor #Covid_19 - I was only joking Steven! #saparli

I suggested to Premier Marshall that we use the bloke from Chevron Traffic to be our new spin doctor as he 'cuts through' really well #saparli #publicrelations

I really MUST start my #Christmas shopping soon

Brings a whole to new meaning to #Covid #Test Travis Head - get well soon! #testcricket #ausvseng #TheAshes #Cricket

Good riddance #2021 but no, you couldn't go quietly, could you? Taking #BettyWhite with your last breath Prick.