If I lived in a neighborhood with an HOA and they fined me I would instantly become possessed by a vengeful spirit. I would ruin their lives

Lost 80% of a $6 coffee because somebody started an active shooting 200 yards away and I couldn’t really run with it. L

“I want a new suit” “I think that’s attainable” “Yeah I just have to wait for my tailor to be in town” “Oh”

I don’t think every app needs a built-in web browser. Why is this happening

There’s exactly one type of guy who can smoke weed in a cool way and it’s Hunter S Thompson

Is the $500,00 South Florida millionaire yacht or the $425,000 day trip to Nantucket 1899 pilot cutter supposed to be the left wing one?

This Boca machine gun dealer on gunbroker has the most insane inventory I've ever seen

how i imagine the JLCPCB employee reviewing my gerber files "oh very nice yes, good choice" "mm yes yes this is a very smart design" "yes yes i would have done the same myself"

How did I miss Palmer Luckey American Singapore posting

My 40 red they way they be artificially dying

To my knowledge I have never met a genuinely pleasant person who's an asshole when drunk. A raving drunk asshole is just a latent sober asshole

Part time Floridian and child of two criminal defense lawyers here. That is weed

Smarter people have higher agency and higher agency people walk faster because they have a destiny to be master of