20 years ago today, I released a song that bought me this house. Whoever thought a song about being high as a kite on drugs, stalking someone else’s girlfriend would resonate quite so much? Thank you. You guys are beautiful.

Absolute joke that a guy who obviously doesn't have the final decision making capability at Palace has to go through a sale when some clubs have one man who obviously has the final say in multiple clubs but can write a "I don't own this one" note on a post it and everything is

On this day 29 Years Ago, Paul Gascoigne scored THAT goal and did THAT celebration vs Scotland 👌🏼

This is one of the most powerful things you’ll watch online or TV. It puts the Tories, and in particular Kemi Badenoch, to shame. Not to mention anyone else who has tried to use the horror of the grooming gangs for political point-scoring.

The legendary George Michael would have turned 62 today. RIP 💜

Everyone arguing that the £48bn a year the UK spends on benefits for sick and disabled people is “unsustainable” should be asked how they would describe the £175bn a year (and rapidly rising) spend on pensioner benefits.

Glastonbury it’s so incredible to be back, thank you so much for having me x

The man. The myth. The legend. 🙌 Happy Birthday, Jean-Philippe Mateta! 🥳 #CPFC

Oops. Sorry Karen 😬 🐷😋#BBQ Kamado Joe MEATER

RIP MICHAEL MADSEN. Terrible news. He'll always be Mr Blonde...

I think a lot of Palace fans are now truly fatigued with this whole UEFA deliberation period. We’re waiting for Lyon’s appeal, that’s on the 10th. Even if UEFA let us in, other clubs could appeal that, we have zero clarity even though Textor has sold up at Palace and is no

Shameful decision by UEFA.com The same week they fine Lyon for breaching economic regulations they allow them to compete in the Europa League but not us. A morally bankrupt organisation protecting the interests of a near financially bankrupt club #CPFC

Feeling Supersonic…. The Refuge #OasisLive25

Palace fans’ protest against UEFA. #CRYLIV #CPFC

Glasner at Wembley. ⁦Crystal Palace F.C.⁩ ⁦Five Year Plan 🦅🏆⁩ #Gladallover

We’ve beaten two of the best teams in the nation, and the world, to win two major trophies in just 3 months. Buy him all the players ❤️💙 #CPFC

Justice! Now sell Eze and Guehi to Arsenal and Liverpool respectively for peanuts and we might forgive you for winning a trophy.

The genie is well and truly out of the bottle. Every week or so of late, there’s another glaring sign that the game is dying. If they start moving Premier League games abroad, you’d like to think supporters would band together to protest against it regardless of tribal loyalties.