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Josh K.

@crookedj73

Your world frightens and confuses me. If you expect me to follow you, for following my profile, you’ll probably be disappointed.

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calendar_today01-06-2012 23:26:10

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Again? Wish I had a burner phone cuz I would reply with fun pictures. Oh well. Guess I’ll just hit the report junk button.

Again?
Wish I had a burner phone cuz I would reply with fun pictures.  Oh well.  Guess I’ll just hit the report junk button.
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Did you know that if you have 5 inches or more of fat around your tummy you can prevent a bullet from reaching any vital organs? You're not fat... You're armored and bulletproof. Go eat that cake!

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Was about to call in to report someone running a piece of equipment in Red Wing at 130am. Decided to investigate the situation more thoroughly before doing so. Turns out the city had a crew painting parking spot lines in the roads.

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Long story short, I won’t be going home like I normally do. Gonna spend some the night at the I-80 truck stop. Just didn’t make sense to bobtail 300 miles home, then bobtail 300 miles back to the customer.

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In the drive thru at McDons in Little Canada, Jeep Cherokee asshat didn’t take turns after the dual speakers. Got his food, then took off. Except he got our order instead. Whoops. Serves ya right sir. Oh and the trailer he was pulling had no lights & a chain dragging too.