Jacking up the Van Halen on my diskman. Time for some Power Lifts.

Stony Brook- you are basically a white tailed deer today. That's just bold flavors for Catamounts.

Don't know if I'm going to drink or eat more @GuysAmerican. Mayor Guy Fieri you coming? We could really use your employee discount #guy4thesesh

Uh oh, now we are ALL witnesses. T shirts please Dave Portnoy Barstool Sports Roger Goodell LeBron James

#Dude your getting a Dellevadova

wheels down. i am coming home to you Ian Fagan muh!!!

not exactly POWERING my way home here. god i hate traffic.

i have patented creepy moves. i have no idea where i learned them.

i'm just happy to have met another human who shares my affinity for elf culture

medusa was the original stairmaster

i wanna know what sick fuck considers 44 oz of diet coke to be 'small'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wSlOBaakMc

holy shit this is almost exactly what i wore on saturday http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2009/12/john_mayer_opens_up_about_dating.php

i wonder if we'll be in 'who wore it better?' next week

glad to see old man winter is finally showing some teeth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXVDrx-uNSg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNJiNbj7gKs

I, however, know lots of people who have been shot. In fact, I know lots of people who claim they want to shoot me.

And some of these people are technically my friends. So that's why I carry a gun.

soon we will leave this lame planet and fly through outer space with cool aliens who actually like us. and it is going to be awesome.