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28 🇯🇲 The car is already off the cliff; might as well enjoy the ride down

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calendar_today04-01-2020 18:29:17

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Matt Lieb?? (@mattlieb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

100%. Reminds me of the time I tried to watch Euphoria and said “idk this show feels Israeli” and then found out it was adapted from an Israeli TV show.

adam mahoney (he/him) (@adamlmahoney) 's Twitter Profile Photo

NEW: Last week, oil literally rained down on a Black town in rural Louisiana where 60% of folks live in poverty. The company isn’t taking responsibility & the federal + state governments are saying residents have to clean it up themselves. capitalbnews.org/louisiana-oil-…

NEW: Last week, oil literally rained down on a Black town in rural Louisiana where 60% of folks live in poverty.

The company isn’t taking responsibility & the federal + state governments are saying residents have to clean it up themselves.
capitalbnews.org/louisiana-oil-…
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So many failed talking stages because they turn out to be transphobic, homophobic, or xenophobic. It's never just a little either like damn how you hate Mexicans this much

So many failed talking stages because they turn out to be transphobic, homophobic, or xenophobic. It's never just a little either like damn how you hate Mexicans this much
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This country is being run into the ground by a suicidal death cult. The worse part is they're so fucking stupid. They were able to make it to adulthood because of vaccines and now kids won't have that same chance

Sesame Street (@sesamestreet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Sesame Street library is coming to YouTube! Beginning in January 2026, YouTube will have the largest digital library of Sesame Street content, with hundreds of full episodes coming to the Sesame Street channels. Join us as we help children everywhere grow smarter, stronger,

The Sesame Street library is coming to YouTube!
Beginning in January 2026, YouTube will have the largest digital library of Sesame Street content, with hundreds of full episodes coming to the Sesame Street channels. 
Join us as we help children everywhere grow smarter, stronger,
Zweil (@somethings_awry) 's Twitter Profile Photo

swaggy unc I make a lot of bread, and every year I review the Bonne Mamans advent calendar and get multiple sets, all these half jars have about one knife full left. Usually I end up with a few pieces of bread that look like this.

<a href="/kikiscrewedup/">swaggy unc</a> I make a lot of bread, and every year I review the Bonne Mamans advent calendar and get multiple sets, all these half jars have about one knife full left. Usually I end up with a few pieces of bread that look like this.
Crit (@critgoblin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In the not too distant future, a child in Florida dies of Polio. The fully vaccinated parents cry on the news and don't reflect on their own ignorance. There is outrage. Nothing changes. More deaths. Time passes. A child in Georgia dies of polio.

Cole Netscape (@aryanblackgirl) 's Twitter Profile Photo

obviously fuck Zaslav but they probably fired him because he's the face of a children's show while loudly proclaiming that all modern medicine is poison and instead you should drink your own urine and fast to cure all diseases