“I should have some new straighteners, these ones are faulty” “Ah, that always happens to me” “Maybe you should get a refund on that sense of humour” Some beautiful banter between Leanne and Brian there! #Corrie

It’s true, S 💙🖤 is definitely more interested in Glenda than you, George! #Corrie

This is the least important part of the storyline, but is Abi ACTUALLY getting a new passport when she’s got a perfectly good one right there? That’s a lot of money just for Carl “crackin’ 5 minutes” Webster! And if not, she better hope Kev don’t check the expiry date! #Corrie

Aadi leaving his favourite hoodie for his sister 😭 #Corrie

Ruined ya chances there, Jenny! #Corrie

“If it’s your ark then we’d rather drown!” #Corrie

Miles has inherited his dad’s temper! #Corrie

The cherry picking from Noah and the rest is quite funny, ‘cause ya mad at people for being gay, but you’re overlooking Danielle sleeping with other men while still married, and Millie (lying about) being pregnant outside of wedlock.#Corrie

"Buenas noches, senior Toddington” #Corrie

So sly, Brian. Definitely believable book reading there.#Corrie

“Ive suddenly got this pain in my neck. It’s called Jenny.” #Corrie

Why do these two thugs threatening Brody look like the council estate version of Jay and Silent Bob? #Corrie

Loving Asha and Lisa friendship! We need more of these two talking over their jobs! #Corrie

Lisa bout to track down that woman by herself and throw her in the slammer for being so awful to Asha! #Corrie

What fresh hell is the Trainline advert with the hands? Who decided that was a good idea?

Making a packing list so I can make sure I have everything I need for my 10 day gremlin (dog) sitting, and I have forgotten every possible everyday thing I use in my life that I should be packing

Watching Emmerdale on ITVX (totally didn’t lose track of time and forgot it at 7:30) and I paused it tl go to the loo. Came back to this advert on screen with t the lovely soundtrack of the episode continuing to play anyway? I guess it half paused?