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You had to pick up the phone and tell your parents whats wrong with you but apparently you wanted a telepathic lover...

Artcaffe has an offer on their salted caramel cake, 2 pieces for a price of one Who wants to go on a cake eating date with me? Noone? Chonjo

In solid or gaseous form? 😭 From my DMs

#UsilipeOkoa

I haven't denied that we are in a bad state as a country....but Nigeria is worse.... I mean take a look at that time Burna boy went back there....

Win. Mpee kijana yetu kazi, he's very good at what he does.

😂wacha nirudi kuandika proposal and finishing up on the simulation for poc to the panel. Ukiniambia something can't be done, I do it out of spite of your ignorance. Titles make fools out of men.

Can’t even hate on bro he’s funny asf 😭

Mahns a real scout 😂

Nikifungulia guka wa mines YouTube channel hata huyo Mutua atakosa listeners

Shida ni Gani those are some elite tirries

Kijana kutoka migori amebeba mistaari

Absolutely nobody: My pal who knows I don't have hoes: "Si utakuja na madem" 😭

Billy black is tf who He thinks He is.

first and last client of the day, KPLC walianua stima yao the entire day😔, Wale wenye mlitaka kuja leo but hamkuweza juu ya Stima tomorrow we are open from 8. Book your nail appointment for tomorrow.🤗🫡

Ndumaaaaaaaaa

Yoooh billy.black .... Nimefika safe my boy I Love KE Music amesema tupinge nduru sana.... You're an amazing artist.... (My favourite artist)

Zimekamata.... Sahii If I get laid I'll probably have a kid 9 months later (unless she's on plan B or infertile)