i threaten to kill myself at least twice a day he's not special

Cleve and the gays that prop her 🏳️‍🌈

is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m Josh Griffith coming up with my next big storyline.

Local woman described as “McKeesport hot.” More at 11.

Why does the women’s room on the floor of my building smell stronger of weed than the jam band concert I went to last night?

The Wicked: For Good trailer tho 😭

Pee-Wee as Himself is so good. Even if you didn’t grow up with the character it’s wonderful.

Mariah’s outfit is cute. Not brown, not oversized. A win. That’s all I’ve got.

Caption This: Mariah: *crickets* Tessa: “Cocaine?! You did cocaine on a business trip, Mariah?” #dreams #hopes #desires #please

Mariah cries herself to sleep 😭

In other news, I am once again asking what compels someone to have a conversation on speakerphone in the restroom at my work. If I wanted an audience to hear me pee, I’d find some pervs to pay me for it.

So like is flashback!gramps from The Path or an Ian associate who’s gonna set Mariah’s ass up in a rehash of Sharon’s throwing Heather in the river era?

If we’re making way too early guesses, I’m going with Mariah is drunk and hallucinates that he’s Ian and “kills” him.

Me too

Y’all remember that night when they dropped Everytime on Spotify at midnight and we were losing it over the sofa bed line? I’ve been chasing that high ever since 😭😭😭