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When I'm stoned and walking around the botanical garden

hey girl. in times such as these, what's your number?

The Rat Who Withdrew From The World (Philippe Rousseau, 1885)

I swear some of you just use Marxist language as a cudgel to try and sound smarter than each other. you can acknowledge that an imperialist economy is bad and also not want people to starve and end up homeless. people in poverty in a rich city are not petit bourgeoisie.

I was a dorm chief in language school and somehow the rumor got out that I had an open door policy (not true). I had 20 Kramers

istg if I have to see one more dorky loser get his depression cured by a manic pixie dream girl I'll be very happy cause I fucking love that shit

cowboy movie but instead of cowboys it's child prodigy musicians. recitals as shootouts. fastest fiddle in the west. there ain't room for two pianists in this jazz band. things of that nature

I don't date because I have tragic love interest disorder which means if someone falls in love with me I'll die immediately

my brother got me this bad boy 21 years ago. pretty sure it's my oldest possession

I would go to the cinema to watch Pedro Pascal read a newspaper. not even out loud

I love sending out a resume knowing there's a 90% chance that the job posting I'm responding to is fake and the company isn't actually hiring. thank god for the land of opportunity

need to find me a Yor Forger

another housing bubble? after we removed all protections against it happening again? how is this possible

are we all gender?

little bit of bird shot oughta clear that right up

you should get a prize for being bisexual. like a new car or something

I like to miss medical appointments now and then just to give doctors an hour or so to catch up on work or take a break