We're playing a FREE SHOW today at our HQ at 464 N Carpenter with Ex Okays ROOKIE doors at 6! BYOB

“Marilyn Monroe had the biggest dick”

How many times can you put “la la” or “nah” in a vocal track before it becomes a pop-punk song?

Revolution on the streets, Prince in the sheets

gm let’s get this bread

If you don’t tag baby photos of yourself as #35mm are you allowed to exist as a struggling artist?

Can we all please take a second to thank women for existing y’all have to deal with dumb men all the time and we as men have so much to own up to for that. #kissyourmom #shemadeya

Find yourself someone who loves you as much as 21 year-old Fine Arts-major sad dudes love writing an over-analysis of their favorite My Bloody Valentine record in the comments on YouTube.

TONIGHT #CHICAGO: The Nude Party, Town Criers, and Rookie at The Empty Bottle! Doors open 8:30PM (21+). thesedays.news/calendar/2018/…

Sooooo there’s this 💘band💘we can’t get off our mind...hahah...they’re called um 💕ROOKIE 💕(hehe) and uh we kinda have a show with them at Mercury Lounge on umm...the 22nd hehe so um you should come haha I hope they notice me 😻Linky winky: bit.ly/1022Mercury

Where would the world be without Frasier fan-fics?

It’s the holiday season which means everyone in art school gets to feel cooler about being an atheist *fedora tip*

What happens if you fard at 11:59 and then shid at 12:00 on New Years?

What would you do for a Cracker Barrel?

Amber is the color of my energy drink

100% Off FREE show at #Schubas ✨Town Criers, ⚡️In The Pines⚡️, Tom Carroll’s Calculated Discomfort, Waltzer 07.08 INFO >> bit.ly/2Xr7zW6

Mornin another day let’s wrangle this here carpe diem

Doin the dam thing again this Tuesday with some big ol shredders, Future Punx & The Mystery Lights @ the emptiest bobble. Bring a nutrigrain bar it’s gonna be a healthy nite facebook.com/events/2287628…