melanie’s ‘long as my bitches love me’ necklace, you’ll always be famous

flowkirkenuinely might have covid my body aches and im having uncontrollable gay thoughts

Gonna make flu bombs does anyone want one

i am bed ridden…i cannot pick up my medication…i think i might just die here

Inshallah i deserve this

guess who slept for 16hrs

I took 3 more naps holy fuck

belly full of box Mac n cheese

I want 3 boyfriends and they need to be kissing each other sloppy style fughhhhh

I would pat his belly like this

applied for a job and they want me to do an interview with a bot