they really expect my scrawny ass to clean 18 hotel rooms in a single morning

i don’t want 2 work anymore

i receive untenable amounts of psychic damage everytime i see JD Vance because he has the exact same face as this kid from my high school who'd "joke" nonstop about how funny it would be if we all started having a gay orgy everytime i invited ppl over to play Halo

oh my . . .

rice shower . . . i only have so much patience . .

there are no ethical goons. all imagination is murder

not a moment of respite from this never-ending panopticon

still thinking about when my dad was like "You think we live on a ball? Floating through space? I think we live on a BAAL." still haven't untangled that one

if you look up dumbly at the eyes of park birds jumping between trees just out of your reach, for long enough, you start to realize what must've been going through the attack on titan author's head

how far into the series do i have to get to meet SUICIDEMASTER

i kindly let this giant orb weaver next to my bed live, but i accidentally destroyed part of its web while looking for a sock and now it's pissed and keeps biting my hands

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

by the way-!! they updated the search engine on GIFCITIES.org so it's a lot easier to find good stuff now. it is always refreshing to take a stroll through a time on the internet that was more about what you could contribute to it than what it can feed you-

good moons tonight

some sort of bat