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@cremefraiche

nothing i say is true.

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calendar_today10-02-2009 07:22:55

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i fall asleep scrolling trulia and zillow so often that i constantly wake up to emails from leasing agents about apartments i do not even remember looking at and can’t afford.

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the way we all groaned when a commercial interrupted a youtube video we were trying to watch while we were on set filming a commercial.

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sooooooo there’s a small gap forming in my front teeth, and it makes lil bubbles when i speak that just turn into a tiny string of spit that hits my face. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HIDE YER BOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYFRIENNNNNNNNDDS