not boy dinner, not girl dinner, but a secret third thing (gibbon dinner)

ill be honest i do not feel great

Libras are like “I’m a people pleaser” and not a single person is pleased with them

thunderstorm, patio furniture, homepod, cooler, irreparable sadness, 7 loose lionsheads

everybody on the planet only gets to have one really good peach but then you spend the rest of your life chasing that high

i got a brand new white couch today but i also have left over ribs. i feel like im teetering on the kind of hubris usually reserved for the bible. they’re texas roadhouse if that makes a difference

the curse is winning by alot

as someone who very recently got into podcasts (enjoyer, not creator) the ads that they run are really wild. its like weird radio all over again

one of the very few downsides of running simultaneous, low stakes bits at work is that i get automatically accused when somebody else finally puts a decent idea into action

everyday the horrors persist

i dont really have the mental bandwidth to handle this

A Surprising Specimen

being a toei animator assigned to one piece has to be statistically one of the most stable jobs in history

i swear if pokemon fucks up my mega dragalge/scolipede i will riot

at the bar getting misty eyed about anteaters

whats a normal amount of popsicles to eat in one sitting

the whole “bartenders having no idea how to use a tv remote” bit going on is funny for a few reasons because like. 1) nobody has cable anymore 2) they do not watch the TVs, they’re working 3) & finally, none of you ever know what channel number you’re looking for

Some Indonesian citizens have started raising the Strawhat Pirates flag as a symbol of protest against current government conditions. And the officials government are considering it an act of rebellion and thinks the flag is a threat

this bob evans has never seen anyone in worse shape than me