Bella and Edward, Carrie and Big, Harry and Sally, Julia Roberts and Richard Gere!

I didn't even try, try, try I gave you a UTI!

Ooh, he's a male ingénue

Maybe I'm just broken

I feel just like little baby Moses On the day he was found on de-Nile

I'm so much better than you

Maybe this dream won't be like Ebola Eating the flesh of its host

Anti-depressants are so not a big deal Big whoop, you're on an anti-depressant

I gave you—I gave you A UTI—a UTI! Yeah, I gave you—I gave

Soon the Raging Waters Will crash upon the shore When we sing of "Raging Waters" It's not just a metaphor

Now that we have total control Get ready for what's in store Our reign will be like Sweet Valley High meets Nineteen Eighty-Four!

Could anyone understand? Of course not, because No one else is singing my song

For so many years I've used the darkness to feel But now there are things in my life that are actually real

I black out with dessert wine Oui, je suis garbage

A little from you is like a lot from someone else Six of yours beats anyone's dozen That's why I love you like a sister And you love me like a second cousin

They say love makes you crazy Therefore you can't call her crazy 'Cause when you call her crazy You're just calling her in love!

But then I'm upside-down next to my kitchen sink And suddenly, it's like oh my god, I think... I like you

Face your fears Stare them down Don't be scared Stand your ground 'Cause love is not as scary as it appears

It's the Trent is getting ready song

ok guys I'm not posting as regularly as I used to do but just wanted to let you know I'm gonna take a break from posting for a month or so, see you later 🥨