Let me balance the entire weight of the fridge directly on my ass and let me wiggle it up the stairs. Also I am mclovin for some reason

I passionately need money

NO I DON'T WANT THE STUPID 30% OFF PREMIUM STOP ASKING

the ethan

only thing more broke is his own dick

I want you on the next flight to el salvador for this

how could you do this to me ⁦follow @bencollins on bluesky⁩

go burns

pennsylvania house republicans:

breaking bad has so much to answer for. this is absurd

Richest man to ever exist begging everybody for $15

I don’t trust my health to someone who’s stupid enough to get brainworms and cause a measles outbreak. That’s just me tho.

blind freddy could’ve seen this coming

Half-Baked (1998)

Make Americans Dead Again

time to unplug the internet until we figure out what type of maggots are eating the brains of people who pay for this website

Smoke on the Water