It works even better if you boof it

This is pretty much how I pictured the ghislaine-jeffrey pairing. Painful.

There’s a lot of humor in a well timed lick

RIP Joyce Carol Oates you would’ve loved Cracker Barrel before the rebrand

Put a fry in each of my toddler’s hands so she wouldn’t eat anything off the ground at the function (big brain mom stuff) and when I turned around she was still grasping both fries but had a big ol rock in her mouth anyway

Agreeing with me is a soft IQ test by the way.

Wtaf there are so many labubus

Intrusive thoughts are whispering add the califia pumpkin spice creamer to the baby’s bottle because it’s 🍂🍁 autumn🍁🍂

GPT is telling me I need to fit like 1200 kcal in my 13 mo old. Chat is this real?

Do any of the people concerned with tfr care to know what happens to the tfr if all the childless women over 30 instead had just 1 baby? Or would it ruin the game?

If your NEET son takes my daughter’s life I’m gonna do everything in my power to take yours.