A Nurse can buy a single sandwich for £3 in the hospital cafeteria and she has to pay.

A MP can get British Beef and potato paprika goulash for £3.19 and then make you pay.

They also get free parking and Nurses pay £1300.

I know who deserves a pay rise.

Album out in 2 days. Gunna premier the final video tomorrow at 7pm. See yous there x

How can I recite this song word for word despite not hearing it in years, yet I can't remember instructions explained to me 5 minutes ago

open.spotify.com/track/0KxU9wjC…

good morning i can’t do it anymore

GTA IV (2008) is now as old as Super Mario Kart (1992) was when GTA IV came out.

daft punk in japan (2000)

I can't stop daydreaming about being somewhere tropical ☀️🌴

My fierce independent nanny is 90 today 💗 I love her so much.

I'm sick of cold English weather 😭

U thought I forgot about Pietro?! NUH UH

Welp, I better make the most of these 4 years.

people have been saying “music was just better when i was young” for as long as there’s been music and they’re still failing to realise the pattern

Born in the cuntry

Maid of honour for my best friend of 10 years today 💕

Who wants a crispy m&m?

My fiancé just told me to go put on my ritalin cream... um baby thats wildy different to retinol

Wow I forgot how insufferable salmon run is with randoms

Nah these grey hairs are popping up way too often for my liking

Aww, my joy 😻