OMG. It's really happening. Hunter Biden is going to be removed from office.

imagine thinking it’s okay to make fun of people who take prescription medications

BREAKING: Hours before the annual White House Hanukkah party, 18 Jewish elders chain themselves to the White House gates demanding President Donald J. Trump stop funding and arming the genocide in Gaza. Follow Jewish Elders for Palestinian Freedom for more

We are ineffably elated to confirm that Good Omens will return for a third season! This calls for a round of hot chocolate and sweet treats!

It isn’t unclear’. The unspeakable murder of Brianna Ghey is a trans hate crime. This beautiful child was murdered because she’s trans. Anyone deadnaming her, calling her a boy & using ‘he’ pronoun makes them no different from the evil bastards who killed her. 💔Her parents’

Adam Kinzinger's description of Trump's putrid odor is well..... Very descriptive..... #TrumpSmellsLikeAss

MARGE GREENE: It's not pornography RASKIN: You're the expert

BREAKING: The Biden administration is ending bank overdraft fees as we know them. Under a new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau rule, overdraft fees at large banks will be strictly regulated and capped as low as $3. Low-income Americans will save billions.

BLUE CARDS COMING TO FOOTBALL? 🟦 Under sin-bin trials set to be approved by football lawmakers IFAB, The Telegraph reports a blue card will send a player to the sidelines for 10 mins. Dissent & cynical fouls will be punished with a blue card. Two blues earn a red. Like it? 🤔

fun fact about me: i have eaten bagels with chive & onion cream cheese while watching outlander in three different US states

nobody at Cracker Barrel can park for shit jfc

I just found a song I’ve been trying to identify for as long as I can remember using Google hum. holy fuck how did I even survive the first 20 years of my life without Google

Putting together a thread of the best Trump conviction tweets

I just watched an episode of Hacks where Deborah and Marcus absolutely destroy the other team in a game of celebrity, and I was forcefully reminded of David Goodwin and our unstoppable Taboo team

the right: “y’all need jesus” the left: “y’all need therapy”

I have determined that the reason that every blue-eyed person’s eyes are bluer than mine is because my eyes aren’t blue, they’re grey. It took me 43 years to figure this out. I am so bad at colors you guys

I have spent way too much time wondering how people who don’t speak English remember this concept

Maya Rudolph on that next phone call with Lorne Michaels