Oh, you're a dark and edgy superhero parody? You shoot eye lasers? You're totally evil? Too late, I watched Superman (1978) and am filled with the ancient yearning for a noble, selfless hero who rescues the weak and vanquishes evil

You guys might not know this, but they make food that comes in cans now

Put it in the Louvre

Cranky Sharia might be too moderate an approach

A handful of these guys wound up in PA and MD regiments, and are difficult to keep track of There were also VA regiments in the Union army before the creation of WV, but they were largely composed of men from OH and PA after those states met their initial quotas

These guys just keep reinventing religion but in increasingly idiotic ways

Good evening, even to the haters and losers

You guys don't have to and really shouldn't treat kids in their 20s like they're serious theological luminaries. They usually are not

Brazilian MP and fugutive

Your real world case study is interesting, but it pales in comparison to my absurd philosophical hypothetical that I have concocted to reach the conclusion I already agree with

The 18th Amendment and the Volstead may have failed, but the temperance movement as a social reform effort was probably a net positive for society

This 97 year old church still confects their sacraments the old fashioned way

No, this is why the dual Germanic-Roman heritage of modern English is a good thing. "Magna Carta" does not just mean "big paper!"

guy who thinks globalizing the intifada is bad because he hates globalization

What's the ideal peanut butter to jelly ratio in a PB&J?

ICE Director Karine Jean-Pierre

City tiers (objective) 1. City of God 2. City of Man

I am your lawyer and I advise you to keep talking