decided I’m gonna be a volume training guy for a little bit to reduce risk of injury and also it’s fun tossing weight around people already think is kinda heavy for like 25-30 reps

I love that like half the animal jobs I’ve ever worked on as a trainer/wrangler with my mom they have just thrown me into the project as an extra or stunt double

throwing my roommate who does the dishes more than me a pizza party to maintain morale like a toxic employer

scooter has recently taken interest in the study of agriculture

who cares??? Says the Mr cares a lot guy

hello sharks, today I’m asking for 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep

Cageside footage showing MMA fighter Paddy McCorry beating up Israeli fighter Shuki Farage and screaming “Free Palestine” in his face while he does it

can i come over and crash out and then die in your arms

wait, you guys are buying new packs of zyns? I thought they were reusable like mouthwash where you just spit it back in the container for later.

just found out my mom is gonna have to hold a capybara, kangaroo, and a SLOTH for one of her friends for a few months. Sloth party at my house everyone is invited.

Happy Pride, if anyone is ever mean to you for existing and loving who you love, I will personally kick their ass. 🤠

napping on the job?????