My boyfriend’s dad bought him new sweatshirts and I’m so excited because that means I also got new sweatshirts

surprised my boyfriend with a little something 🥰

Americans: sorry bout that Canadians: oh my heavens I am utterly and genuinely sorry!!!

It’s an unspoken rule that everyone’s restaurant choice for their birthday is a Japanese Steakhouse where they cook in front of you

I would hate to have a K9 officer and their K9 as a neighbor because you couldn’t smoke a blunt and relax without Rocky the K9 losing his shit

I swear every time I’m at cookout minding my business trying to buy a burger and go home there is a Jake, Tyler, Tanner and Kyle parked in the parking lot showing off their jacked up, lit up, unneccesarily loud truck

Karma is a real thing The popular girl who broadcasted herself on Instagram live calling me a fat whale to 70 viewers as I cried has now gained lots weight...welcome to the curvy girls club darling it’s amazing

once it hits below 30 people just say “fuck it” with walking

I’m not a professional or anything but I think it’s a proven fact that Christmas lights improve moods

me with my contacts every morning even though I’ve worn them for 5 years:

stop scrolling and look at this wholesome video of my dad talking to Ginger

my doppelgänger

it's 2006 i'm at summer camp sitting by myself eating my snack scavenging for the blue ones

my professor: “wanna know how to insult someone pasty and red like me? call them this”

Welcome to college I finished my astronomy test and this girl started crying about her grade and another classmate of mine came around the corner crying and said “you’re crying too?!” and they just cried together about their grades

I'm watching Live PD and this teen gave the police his name as "Timmy" and the cop literally responded with "your name isn't coming up and no one has named their child Timmy in the last 40 years" LMAO

me trying to balance my finals

my friend: yeah this person just won’t stop messing with me me:

first dude: oh my god my parents are going to cut me off girl: IT WAS MY FIRST TIME I SWEAR second dude: what