Shove this chat all the way up yer hole.

New! Cassetteboy vs The Tories May 2022. (contains a swear)

Lundstram. Monster.

Diabolically honkin from Scotland but congrats to Ukraine. Levels above. Good luck on Sunday 🇺🇦

Tories locate their conscience like it's a street-bike rental

.Boris Johnson .UK Prime Minister Just touching base - we feel the time is right for a press conference. We have some experience with this sort of thing…

Dorries' Corn Flakes currently drenched in plonk

So weird that GMB wants to amplify their own thunderingly dull-witted host getting his arse handed to him live on air but sure, yeah, I'll retweet yous. G'on yersel Mick. Grilled, lol

Hope someone’s looking after Alexis MacAllister’s brother during this. #WorldCupFinal

That was no bad

This salt offender is still at large, creeping on ppl and trophies and stuff. Baffling

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Ryan saves Catherine but has to become a killer to do it, by whacking his dad - who has to die…badly). Elsewhere, the roadman has a lovely wedding and the pharmacist is brought down by the left-wing economic establishment #HappyValley

Interested how this Bernardo immunity token works. Can all teams buy this, or just City?

Mad points for Norway, Finland and Sweden. It’s a scando #Eurovision

What a twXt

If Fernandes was fouled like Havertz was then United would likely be leading 2-1. Only Arsenal could have a clear penalty overturned.

Off yous fuck then 👋