I would’ve walked in like

Luka drinks the blood of children in Jerusalem

This restaurant saw me come in and changed the channel at the bar from Hockey to the NBA LMAOOOOOO preciate it

Count your days DoorDash

Nothing annoys me more than a failed nap attempt

Healing isn’t enough I need my memory wiped

Being broke when the book fair pulled up as a kid turned me into a monster

If yo whisper stank don’t tell me no secrets im good

I just felt a sharp pain in my chest

They the Beastie Boys for Mexicans

Id rather rob a bank than ask a woman for money

Yall going to hell Apple Music

Staring at the ceiling trying figure out where it all went wrong

Stop harassing them strippers at work the real freaks wear scrubs

Ant knocking out the Serbian terrorist while “not like us” plays in the background is what niggas live for

IM SCREAMING IN THE CRIB !!! SEND THAT SPAWN OF SATAN HOME

Read the room nigga

The allstar allegations jersey so nasty