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Tom

@cptwhatshisname

another so-called wicked guy. who had long hair, and some wild ideas, and doesn't always do what other people think is right. "He used to drive that blue car."

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calendar_today10-06-2021 21:35:21

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Serious fucking psychopath here. You should not be allowed to vote or participate in a functioning society. You would rather citizens GET MURDERED than see police.

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Remember when Reagan said that and then followed it with “so don’t learn our language, or customs. You’re not supposed to. Being an American means being within specific borders exclusively. You’re on vacation to the Statue of Liberty? Congrats, red-blooded, American man.”

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I can just torrent things and read forums for the same effect, but free. It's not the fault of the youth that you never taught them basic computer literacy with the advent of smart-phones.

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"There's no way western dominance and hegemony benefits me in the slightest. I'd rather keep declining to third world status -- literally in the sense of not aligning with the US, and figuratively in the sense of being poor. Russia should be able to dictate foreign borders." -Ben

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"well. you see. he plays other youtube videos in his youtube videos, and sometimes says unfunny things. he's the best. i watch him 5 times a day" - literally any Gen Z person about any "Youtuber" or "content creator"

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"Content Creator" is the biggest cop-out in the world. "Uh, yeah. I'm so multitalented I can't even define what I do." Literally everything in the world is "content" what on earth do you actually DO?

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can't imagine how cool being a christian in the levant is. i'm super excited that doug gilmour and roger clemens played near me, but they get to be like "Oh ya, Jesus? that happened down the road."

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OH BEAUTIFUL, FOR HALCYON SKIES, LET'S BURN SOME FLAGS TODAY. I DON'T SUPPORT IT ACTUALLY, BUT THIS IS REALLY GAY. AMERICA, AMERICA. BE LESS RETARDED, PLEASE.

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I feel like every guy I've ever met like this would think this is fucking awesome for at least a month and then maybe get tired of it.