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You’d have to be braindead to believe WhatsApp is secure in 2026. When we analyzed how WhatsApp implemented its “encryption”, we found multiple attack vectors.

"What is the message you want people to take away from you climbing that skyscraper?" "Honestly, I don't really know." [lesson there]

ENJOY THE GOLD PUMP WHILE IT LASTS BOOMERS BECAUSE WHEN WE START MINING THOSE ASTEROIDS YOUR SHINY METALS ARE GOING TO ZERO AND SMART MONEY WILL FLOW INTO FARTCOIN AND CARTOON PENGUIN PICTURES

Taiwanese Parliament member reportedly stole a bill and ran away with it to stop it from being passed

Pudgy Penguins x Manchester City is out now 🐧

The Story of Alex Pretti. Read by Elizabeth Warren.

i hate to be the one to break this to you, but the crypto markets haven't burned out all the underbrush from the 2020 cycle yet

1 hour into “we don’t need the US”

The McRib is coming back in April. Historically, the price of BTC has increased by more than 2x after the McRib returns. Don't fade the McRib. NFA.

“Jeffrey Epstein LITERALLY ATE KIDS” “No he didn’t” “Aha! So you SUPPORT Jeffrey Epstein!”

PERMANENT UNDERCLASS

this may seem extreme but what if the market wants a child sacrifice and Epstein isn't here to do what must be done

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A global casino is not enough When I first got into this space, it was for the promise of something that gave every single person on the planet an escape hatch. It gave them the option to escape the traditional system of intermediaries and gatekeepers, of corruption, of

Today, Pengu enters the world of consumer finance. Introducing the Pengu Card on Visa, in collaboration with KAST. Sign up for the waitlist below to secure your very own Pengu Card.

Something big is coming soon ! Pudgy Penguins are introducing the PENGU Card, in collaboration with KAST. Don’t miss out, make sure to join the waitlist. I’ve already chosen mine… what about you?