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Celebrating International Credit Union Day with a B-52s cover band

“OK used cars”

On 1 July 1916, the first day of the Battle of the Somme, forces from Britain, Ireland, Newfoundland, South Africa, and India attacked German troops in northern France. They suffered 57,470 casualties, including 19,240 fatalities, for a gain of just three square miles.

An artist I befriended a few years ago got a commission for entryway diptichs for a gala and invited me to his studio to see the progress. He just had 4 huge blank canvases he’d been looking at, not knowing what to paint. “White canvas is scary,” he said. “There’s nothing there.”

I don’t even need to tweet my dumb thoughts

I love science

Anyone know any good placebos?

“You can’t eat poutine every meal”

Three bottles of Sortilege probably enough?

The bartender at the fancy restaurant recommended Sortilege and espresso so we drank some of that

Well Sortilège a big hit as an Xmas digestif

Guy at the pizza place tried to talk me out of getting the large pizza but I held firm.

Murray is such a bitey cat

Art is in the eye of the ball holder