Don't dwell on the 22 hr flight , smile bc free alcohol is included 😀

Stuck in economics looking at the slope of isoquants when all I want to be thinking about is the slope of the beer funnel tube 😫

Me and @juupecchia already have our Halloween costumes planned ..

My mom brings us to see a sign downtown that made her think of me ... It reads "black bitch Celina" .. ??

Finding 20 bucks in ur jeans pocket when you were little vs . Finding $1.25 now ... Same feeling #thelittlethings #adulting

"Omg this song is sick" .. "Really? I thought it sounded like a band that would premiere at rib fest when no ones paying attn" -@juupecchia

"I'm an ass guy" , "I'm a tits guy" ... How do u feel about neither Cus all I'm working with is a pasta bod

When people put edm as the back track to their workout video ... No no no , that's strictly partying music !!!!

Planning Thailand .. @juupecchia I REFUSE TO LOOSE MY FLIP FLOPS THIS VACATION !! #shoelessjoes

When your hardcore procrastinating and God forces you to get your life together by closing your Instagram app #getoutofbed

Don't let your fit friends tell you not to drink ... Guiness contains protein so who's the real winner ?

Stressed about trying to not be stressed

We all know what reverse psychology is ... What about reverse calories like Cotten candy icecream that gives u abs?

Overhearing "he dsnt text me back, he has a gf and doesn't look at me but I sense it I think he likes me".. I'm bout to intervene #tagmein

When u finally put driving lessons to good use and parallel park like a boss at York #aye #allstar #allstate #areyouingoodhands #imnot

Discussing ways to make side cash in Australia , @juupecchia - "we can write highschool kids essays" 😭😭

Junk food serving sizes should be for the whole bag Cus like I'm obvs not stopping at "12 pieces" ...I like to commit to things once I start

When your so far behind on the studying train u consider going into the exam only knowing chapter one .... That or straight caffeine pills?

"I'm sober"