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CPAT

@cpat81043530

Bald.Fat.Short.Ugly.

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Mukhtar (@i_ammukhtar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Charlie Mullins is a millionaire, and his mate had no heating for weeks. If I was a millionaire & my mate didn't have heating for weeks, I think i would've felt horrible and paid it for a whole year and made sure he was looked after. I wouldn't be online blaming asylum seekers.

Charlie Mullins is a millionaire, and his mate had no heating for weeks.

If I was a millionaire & my mate didn't have heating for weeks, I think i would've felt horrible and paid it for a whole year and made sure he was looked after. I wouldn't be online blaming asylum seekers.
Fionn Viteža (@fionnviteza) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Getting old is not having a fucking clue who anyone in at least half of the teams in your club’s league are Johannes Hoff Thorup? Norwich manager? Nice try, everyone knows it’s been Paul Lambert for at least a decade

Sully (@cowboysull) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So my missus seen this thing online of a local photographer lookin for models for a newborn photo shoot. She gets in touch and they arrange it all. Free of charge just pay for the photos. Just finished it there. Photos are 400 euro 😂😂😂 I'm goin to jail

CPAT (@cpat81043530) 's Twitter Profile Photo

These handed us our joint worst defeat of the season however they scored 5 so lets smash them. Their ground stinks too.

Bishop Auckland FC (@bishopafc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁. 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻. 🥺 On this day in 2024, The Bishops were crowned champions of the Ebac Northern League Division One 🏆

John Howard (@jhowefc08) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet What are ya talking about, your stool??? No hold on, hold on, are ya tryna tell us that you bring that stool out when you come for a drink, like?? Ya get to the door with ya stool under your arm and ya say, 'I'm just going over to the pub, pet, for a pint, with me stool.' 🤣🤣

Mark Nelson (@marknelsoncomic) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Same pricks who bleat about foreign aid saying we should take care of our own first are today questioning the need to feed poor British children breakfast. Absolute turds.