What do you guys think will happen soon

one day I’m gonna put an all purple fit on and none of you are gonna know what to do with yourselves

one day i will wake up and experience colors i have never before seen in my earthly body and i will know it has happened. i have died and Christ has brought me back as a mantis shrimp.

that misbehavin song from righteous gemstones has no business going that stupid hard

Finally

how did tolkien not get a 6 album deal bro “one ring to find them one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them” ???????????????????

this man has been married long enough to be sick of his wife but doesn’t know that she likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain??????????????????

Patriots sign TE Scotty Washington to the practice squad; release rookie Jalen Wydermyer from the practice squad: bit.ly/3xDi4qc

airports always have the hottest sink water damn bro I came to the AIRPORT not the LAVA STORE

feeling disrespectful gonna wait for the safety demonstration on this flight and loudly yell “BOOOOORING” and then let my headphones slap over my ears when everyone looks back at me because I rudely interrupted the flight attendants what are these chumps gonna do

Facebook reels are evidence that hell is empty and the devils are all here

Man we gotta get colorful packaging back in the mix man let’s get jazzed about consumerism again

need to bring back early 2000’s parkour bad guys

Nothing in the world like having a 25+ point fantasy lead going into MNF and going 0-4 we are so back baby !!!!!! This isn’t even sarcastic !!!!!!

only gonna act like Camron in the on my block freestyle where he’s counting money in 2025 heard it here first

Katz: Where does that confidence come from" Derik Queen: "I'm from Baltimore..."

Willing to spend an unreasonable amount on OG elite sock colorways hit my line