i need to get laid

if ur ever feeling lonely just tweet that you want to commission some furry art and check ur message requests

.Tractive Smart Pet Tracker fucking sucks bc their return policy is only 30 days even if u don’t use their shit way overpriced and no satisfaction return? insane

saw someone w a d scim tat at the climbing gym and wanted to compliment him but he left before i could :-(

ppl love blaming shit on autism. like, no, actually, you're just a terrible person, nothing to do with your inability to make eye contact and misreading of social cues

oura ring doesn’t have this problem btw

I keep telling people that men crave stress and problems. You give them too much peace and they start to malfunction.

Faggots make some noise!!!

evil again.

I would like her lesbian gf a lot more if she wasn’t a bitch and horrible wrestler that’s only there bc she’s a nepo baby

#SellTripleHIntoWhiteSlavery

i love my cat so much but how the fuck are you 11 lbs and you take up an entire queen size mattress

negative reinforcement doesn’t work on animals OR humans. you can’t say abolish the prison industrial system and that beating your kids is abuse while also training an animal based on negative reinforcement and not recognize their “training” as trauma response like

girl going to the gym is so easy they have machines that do it all for u, you just gotta push or pull on the handles. they even have lil guys on them that show u all the positions with muscles.

the answer to everything is just become a badder bitch idk

biggest fumble ever because they would’ve been so over on the main roster

it’s cold out and i just wanna cuddle :(