Bullshit! #clowns

Translation: "We're skipping a load of stations (8), but we don't know why. Hope that helps." ^A[rse] #clowns

Couldn't give a shit! #clowns

Translation: "Hi there Joe, this just sounds like our staff having a bit of a 'larf': you just need to lighten up and join in the fun"! ^Div #clowns

Don't fret ^Div, most of us do! #clowns

Wonder if^Div thinks engineering works are ever "scheduled" to finish late? #clowns

Anybody think ^Snotty knows what he's talking about? No, me neither. #clowns

Translation: "That's just how we operate these days, I'm afraid. We don't see anything wrong with skipping stops without notice and don't give a fig about how this affects our victims. Please piss off"! ^ArseWipes #clowns

(NOT) BREAKING NEWS: GTR confirm that they do not have ticket acceptance with GTR as this would be far too useful for its victims and cost GTR a huge amount - exactly £0.00! #tossers

Excellent! There's a hole in the platform and the Station Manager's going to look into it! #clowns

Spot on Joe, spot on! #clowns

That's another continuously occuring problem solved then ^SuperSnot! #clowns

Not interested. Had Ian posted a picture of the culprit, I'm sure ^TinyWilly would have got on his high horse about their so-called 'rules of engagement' shite. #tossers

Perhaps if ^A[rse] had answered more clearly in the first place, confusion could have been avoided. But then communication has never been this company's forte. #clowns

Translation: "Thanks for your enquiry about our private militia having their bit of fun. We're thinking of providing them with Alsatian 'attack dogs' to make it even more interesting". ^A[rsewipe] #clowns

Pointless question #28327373535992825373635354 #clowns

(NOT) BREAKING NEWS: ^Dicktor at Thameslink confirms that they are shite and have no clue what they are doing... again. #clowns

Translation: "Services are expected to run, until they don't and then they won't". ^A[rse] #clowns