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Geoff Cox

@coxchat

Luton/South Beds journalist for 50 years. Wide knowledge of Luton Town FC, England cricket, films, Jethro Tull, real ale, pork pies.

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One of my friends has a parrot that wouldn't stop swearing, so he put him in the fridge. After 20 minutes, he took the parrot out and asked if he had learnt his lesson. Shivering, the parrot promised to be good, but said he had one question: "What did that chicken do?"

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A friend told me this morning he made an unfortunate spacing error while booking his holiday this year. "I'm now looking forward to a week on the Norfolk B roads," he said.

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A neighbour told me he used to be a good footballer. He decided to make a comeback this season and joined a local team called The Musketeers. They've already played four pre-season friendlies. Their results in these games have been three wins and a draw. All 4-1 and one 4-all.

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My old Thesaurus had become tatty due to regular use over many years, so I bought a new one yesterday. But when I got home with it I found all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.