Don't worry, the unions aren't holding the reigns of power though.

Hey, Dork Right. This is your favourite world leader.

The people in charge of this country should be aware that the Saxon is beginning to hate.

Only 3 mostly peaceful stabbings and loads of mostly peaceful crimes. Success!

Irish man complains about booze

Anyone heard anything about MonkeyPox recently? It's gone awfully quiet in the last week or two.

Top banter from Tommy

Amazing, I wonder who will be blamed when sex offending magically increases. Labour are already a comedy act.

So unpopular opinions has died, oh well.

Happy Grey Monday! Leader bring you joke to raise morale of nation. "What is blue and stiff?" "Your Nan this January" Ha. We freeze everyone. All Hail Leader

But but but, I was promised that mass immigration would make GDP line go up. What went wrong

I new Al Qaeda didn't do it.

Happy 9/11 day

Fuckin lol

Going well I see.

Socialism always wins in these polls

You could say that "Harland & Wolff is unsinkable"

Can idiots stop tweeting dumb shit, resigning won't get an election, it'll get Angela Rayner.

Maybe Keir can sing "are you Liz Truss in disguise" at the next Arsenal match.