adventure time carpet

aiden and jake are the number one tiktok swifties imo

got a protein shake because i feel malnourished and upon finishing it remembered it was one of the brands that has lead in it

deleting my dating apps and finding my soulmate the old fashioned way (reading a book and hopefully someone sits next to me who’s also reading the same book)

the govt is still shutdown because the party in charge won’t fund healthcare and the president is posting ai slop where he dumps poop on americans protesting him. we are a nation led by idiotic children.

If I’m dating someone and they happen to fall short from time to time, and I have the power to help them or make their life a bit easier, why wouldn’t I? Bring back REAL partnership. Some of y’all are just selfish and inconsiderate.

Seems important, so obviously there’s no media coverage.

U have to get out of bed 5seconds after waking up otherwise it’s not happening

this is so important to me

ngl i be screenshotting his texts when they cute

so there’s this song

SHE DOESN’T HAVE CONSTITUENTS UNTIL SHE’S SWORN IN Speaker Mike Johnson. WHAT THE HELL IS IN THOSE FILES?

I WILL HAVE YOU TOAD

you left your typewriter at my apartment

What jewelry was fucking stolen

JUST LISTENED TO SO HIGH SCHOOL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE SHOWGIRL WAS RELEASED

Lol literally your own administration.

feeling kind of nuts that federal employees aren’t getting paid rn but they’re legitimately demoing the fucking white house for $250m….. while getting paid to keep corruption in office and minorities from receiving healthcare

As cheerleaders do dallas cowboys fazendo a trend de ophelia

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