"The squeaky worm gets the meat."

Someone told Micki they're learning sign language. Micki: "Oh! Who's blind?"

"He's the dog who cried wolf."

MOLLY: "I have Vertigo." MICKI: "Oh no! Please don't fly a plane like JFK!" MOLLY: "What?" MICKI: "That's what his plane had!"

"She needs to bucker up and smile."

"My legs feel so tired and heavy. Like I'm walking through sawdust." (she meant quicksand)

Micki's baby daughter Franki "wrote" a thank you note (actually written by Micki) that ended with-"I love that we are kindled spirits"

Micki referred to Sarah Palin as "That gun slinging lady from Africa. I mean Australia."

"He has the Notre Dame syndrome. He's short and tries to be cooler and stronger."

"My sister ran a three mile marathon"

"No, this tea is not caffeinated. I ordered it unsweetened"

"We got executed from the BAM theatre."

When explaining how someone was set in their ways, Micki said "every horse keeps its path."

“She is a thorn in our waist”

"The only animals I like are unicorns and the purple birds who put their feet up" (she meant flamingos)

“Who knew Winnie the Pooh was so smart? What is Winnie the Pooh anyway? A dog?”

"I came up with that off the cuff of my head."

"I like these prop 2 plans!" (she meant "impromptu")

"Hi! Sent you a package. Keep a blind eye out for it please."

"I used to love going to Pottery Barn to make Color Me Mimes"