Happy 78th birthday, Donald. Take it from one old guy to another: Age is just a number. This election, however, is a choice.

Legit question. Why hasn't Roe vs Wade been restored under Biden? If reproductive rights is "on the ballot" what makes us think Biden can fix it in another 4 years?

I’ve only been called the N word to my face by a white man once in my life and it was on the campus of Duke University while I was doing work with the basketball team. And today he was named the new head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers. What a world.

Are you a Pete Buttigieg fan like me?

Trump claimed his “fine people” quote about nazis in Charlottesville was “debunked.” Unfortunately for Trump, he said the line on TV — AND WE ALL WATCHED IT.

I'm going to call everyone a whiner from now on.

Who’s voting for this guy? ✋🏻

I don’t know what you did last night, but I spent 90 minutes debating a guy with the morals of an alley cat.

Umm, I just found out that my ex husband has my daughter's initials tattooed on his arm. I had her after we split. He had a vasectomy before we got married, that he didn't tell me about. I got pregnant with someone else's baby after the divorce.

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump shows he’s incapable of reading off a teleprompter by referring to himself in the 3rd person in a rambling and incoherent rant. Retweet so all Americans see this and know Donald Trump is senile.

Ok I’m saying it. Cancel me. Purchasing and drinking raw milk is genuinely stupid. There are no scientifically-proven health benefits. You are paying more money for something that puts you at higher risk for dangerous bacteria. I do not respect your opinion.

Nicolas Maduro lost the election in Venezuela a few years ago, but refused to acknowledge the loss & remained in office. He lost yesterday’s election, too, but declared himself the winner— and will again refuse to leave office. This is precisely what the Republicans will do.

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Saying goodbye to my first puppy, Emmy. She had a good life of 18 years.

Will someone please tag me in the Australian break dancers FULL video. Please?

I think this study is right on the money. #RHONJ

My prediction is that Sting will die soon.

Uh what?

Just so you know, I am almost famous. My cousin is dating Tiffany's mom from #90DayFiance. That counts, right?